Wednesday, March 25, 2009

10 Signs That It's Time To Have A Garage Sale


10. Your sons have AT LEAST 20 Blue's Clues stuffed animals from when your husband and his brother had a contest to see who could find the most Blue's Clues stuff vs. Barney- and your husband "won"!

9. You decided to clean out your children's closets and you filled 8 plastic sacks with stuff you don't even use.

8. You have so many things stored in the garage that you can't even park your car inside!

7. You finally accept that your pre-pregnancy clothes will never ever ever fit again after 4 children.

6. You come to the conclusion that if a baby clothing item hasn't been worn by any of the 4 children you already have, it's probably never going to get worn by any other child you have.

5. Your children have so many stuffed animals on their bed that there's little room for them to lie down.

4. You own way more VHS tapes than someone without a working VHS player ought to.

3. After 4 kids, you've realized that little babies don't need 30+ baby toys- they're just as happy to chew on their brothers' duplos and fire trucks.

2. You're tired of paying someone else to store your stuff that you never use.

1. You want to make extra money so you can buy other people's junk stuff which will end up in your next garage sale!

2 comments:

  1. You might possibly have to think on a larger scale than garage sale at this point.

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  2. My sister, mother, and wife all go garage saling over the summer months and love it. And, based on this list... it's time to have one of our own [smile].

    ~Luke

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